An awkward introvert.

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

#me

totheend-oftheuniverse:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.


54 Jokes! in 4 Minutes! (x)





from-fools-to-sages:

I laughed way harder than I should have.

from-fools-to-sages:

I laughed way harder than I should have.



choosemorejoy:

A joke for grammar nerds (x) 

choosemorejoy:

A joke for grammar nerds (x


policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"